"Jesus came to liberate us so that we could die up front and then live. Jesus Christ wants to take us to places that only dead me and women can go."
Erwin McManus in The Barbarian Way

This quote reminded me of another quote. A prisoner condemned to die was asked what he wanted for his final meal, and he replied, "Mushrooms." When asked why, he said, "I've always been afraid to eat 'em."